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Friday, August 20, 2004
 
Today, I got the best bikini wax I've ever had.

Also, I've decided to kill this blog.

Goodbye, big skanky readers.

Thursday, August 19, 2004
 
Yesterday, I went to a psychic. What was really great about this psychic is that she's down the street from this pub called The House on Parliament, which is cheap, has AMAZING food, good atmosphere, and Guinness on tap.

Shotgun Milos, I may have found your spiritual home.



Tuesday, August 17, 2004
 
Yesterday, Michael Collins made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.

I don't know how we lost touch, but I swear it will never happen again.

Evil finger!

 
I'm not coming home... yet.

I'll be in the Hague next Tuesday.

Sunday, August 15, 2004
 
How gross is this?

The other day, I'm looking at my grandma's teeth wondering why they're so yellow and chipped. I thought she wore dentures, and things being as they are, you would expect dentures to be white and sparkly and, well, whole.

So, I asked my dad about this and found out this fun tidbit about grandma:

My grandma had all of her teeth pulled out in 1965 when she was making plans to come to Canada. Her rationale was that Canadian dentists were expensive and they just couldn't afford them. And so she pulled out a bunch of rotten teeth, and, since my family's all about throwing the babies out with the bathwater, she also pulled out something like 16 perfectly healthy teeth.

That same day, she had a set of dentures made. After almost 40 years, she is still wearing this same set.

Yikes.

In other news, while I am enjoying my time in Toronto, I've come to the conclusion that I don't think I want to come back here to live anytime soon.